tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site
it’s blocked on mine for being a pornography site
white lips
pale face
breathing in
the stench of all these mothafuckin white girls thinkin this songs about winter
thehomelessnetworkinthetardis:
WAIT. IS THAT MATT FUCKING SMITH?
OMG
I’LL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS OK? JUST LOOK AT HIM!!
WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING THIS ON MY DASH?!?!
BECAUSE MATT AND HIS TONGUE ARE PERFECT!
and this is so hot, i bet everyone is horny right nowwhat the hell is that from
aCTUALLT WHAT OMG WHT IS THIS
Christopher and his kind, a film matt smith was in before he started doctor who, all about him being gay. Lots of sex in that one…
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
for christmas, i bought my brother an ipod touch. it’s his very first ipod so i’m sure he’s going to flip shit. but since he’s been a little shit for most of the year, i’m gonna make him work for it. the ipod in wrapped in 38 various layers of bags, boxes, tissue paper, and tape. i’ve also hidden every single pair of scissors we own in our house. let’s see if he wants to play a game.
I just went through a very emotional ordeal….cutting into my birthday cake….as they say the first cut is the deepest…sorry Doctor ♥
Cut from the back, so the front is still intact and from the front you don’t know it’s been cut! Super yummy!
Made by: A Wee Cake AKA my cousin Magi ♥

EGGS! STIR! MIN! ATE!!!
GUYS I NEED THESE CAKES LIKE IT’S MY JOB.
lypo:
lypo:
got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
its back
I tried to not reblog this.